kelawar

ada sesuatu tentang kelawar depan bilik

jauh mana pun ia terbang

ke sudut itu juga ia singgah.

hanya aku dan dia yang tahu .

kan?

When Mori (Japan's President) meets Bill Clinton

A few years ago, Japan’s Prime Minister Mori was givensome Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr. Clinton will say,” I’m fine, and you?” Now you should say ‘me too’.Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.”

It looked quite simple, but the truth was…

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said “Who Are You?”.

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:

“Well, I am Hilary’s husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”

Then Mori replied confidently “Me too, hahaha…hahaha…”

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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ada lawatan kerja.kenapa? rindu? haha

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jangan salah

=kenapa ada orang yang bangang

=kalau jadi apa apa.orang itu kau panggil

=tak tau.jangan cakap merepek repek macam Niyang Rapik

= siapa salah.siapa betul bukan terletak dekat tangan kalin

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